Seriously people….you can tell me all day long about weird dreams, but nothing compares to weird pregnancy dreams. Pregnancy dreams are insanely vivid, they often revolve around bizarre situations or topics, and sometimes they are just downright scary.
Case in point. Wednesday night we went to bed like normal. We put Northern Lights Black Spruce essential oil in the diffuser, I took my allergy pill like I do every night, we snuggled (like we do every night) before we both drifted off to sleep. Jake’s alarm goes off at 4:45, and some mornings he is up right away, some mornings he hits snooze several times. This morning was one of those mornings where he got up right away, and I was able to go back to sleep pretty easily after he kissed me bye.
Then the dream started. It started off okay – we were at a beautiful hotel in the mountains for a romantic getaway after we had the baby. Somehow, my ex-husbands new wife set it up for Jake’s ex-wife to show up at the hotel and cause a huge scene. In the dream, Jake and I were in bed when there was a knock at the door; he got up and opened the door only to find his ex-wife screaming and carrying on in the hallway. So, he let her in our room in order to get her to calm down. He tried to give her money to leave, and instead she got naked (!!), and climbed into our bed which I was currently occupying. I quickly jumped up and went out on the balcony. Jake and a hotel bellhop try to forcibly remove her from the room while waiting for the cops to show up. She was screaming about how she was going to steal our daughter, and win Jake back by showing him what a good mother she could be. I am sitting on the balcony in a bathro be absolutely sobbing because this has ruined our whole romantic weekend. Jake is still in the room with the bellhop, while he tries to talk her down from whatever drug induced crazy she is on. When the police show up, she quickly sobers up and tells them that she and Jake were sleeping peacefully when I showed up. She started acting like a loving wife, and was hanging on him. She tells the police that I am “hiding” on the balcony and that again, I had broken into their room. The police arrest me and take me to jail for breaking and entering. I woke up from this dream with tears on my face, a wet pillow and I was shaking. It was bizarre and awful.
Feel free to tell me about your weird dreams in the comments, especially if they were when you were pregnant!