I’m a mom – that is a well established fact.
However, in dumping out my purse the other day and my bag from work – I see just how much my kids (and boyfriend) have gotten into every aspect of my life. I thought it would be funny to share the contents of these 2 bags.
I have had a blue & white striped tote bag for years. I bought it when I sold Tupperware, because it had 4 huge pockets on the sides perfect for order forms, small flyers, and business supplies. It became my work bag when I started at USC, because it was big enough to fit my binder, my planner & my Dodie journal. It also held random items such as my lunchbox. Well, yesterday one of the advisors gifted me a brand new UnderArmor backpack (the kind the teams are issused), and I decided to clean out my work bag to transfer everything over.
Contents of the work bag:
6 broken pretzels – I cannot blame the kids on this one, I usually have a bag of pretzels in my desk and the bag must have tipped when I was taking it to work. 2 coozies for cans - I think the origins of this can be traced back to a football game when we had all 4 kids with us and needed the bag to keep all their “junk” straight.
16 – paper clips & 2 binder clips – this is the only thing in my work bag that actually makes sense!
1 golf ball - seriously? I don’t even play golf, Patrick hasn’t played golf since Christmas. Oh wait – we have boys, this could also explain the rocks, the dozen or so sunflower seeds and the half eaten package of big league chew.
My purse is a new treasure my brother bought me overseas during deployment. Its a black leather Chanel bag that is soft as baby skin and is huge and just beautiful. It also however has some pockets, and it being big can hold a lot of stuff.
2 can koozies – if I didn’t know better, I would say I have a drinking problem. =)
1 = spongebob candy crabby patty – clearly NOT mine, I think these little gems are nasty!
4 – sunflower seeds - I’m pretty sure these things are like dust bunnies, they multiply when you aren’t looking! What’s funny is that we haven’t even had baseball since I got this purse and that’s generally where these little “clingers” come from!
What weirdness have you found in your purse or work bag?