College campus…the melting pot that is our university. So I bring you the first of “heard around here”.
A – Her nickname is Lucious Peaches, or “LP”.
L – It sounds like something that is a stripper, but then I remember I’m fat and I cannot dance.
K – Well actually, history shows there is a market for anything someone wants to put out there, so you could be a stripper.
Did I just totally quote the reason why you can be a stripper? Yes I did, because I am a history major.
A – You know those graphs that have pictures and facts and things, what are they called?
L – An infographic.
A – OOOHhhh – I kept calling them icongraphy, but that’s like Jesus pictures.
S – I’m thinking about getting hair extensions, but damn they are expensive.
L – You should look for hair on amazon. You can buy anything on amazon.
Passing Professor – did you just say buying hair? you can buy hair on amazon?
L – Yes, see the wonderful things you can learn in this department?
L – We found an entire drawer of historical office supplies.
N – I don’t even know what that means, should I be worried?
No, Just no.
Stop It! I can’t even.
I just wish these undergrads would put on appropriate length shorts.